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He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

"I love these old decorations!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

All-Day Breakfast

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Pull an all-nighter?

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'