Coffee Traditionalist Gifts

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Countervailing Clichés.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Time for Tea!

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Pull an all-nighter?

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

All-Day Breakfast

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'