Tobacco Traditionalist Mugs

'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

"Not apple pie again!"

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'