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'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

No smoking initiative.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Book Sailing

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'Do the patches help?'

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'