Nicotine Adventurer Gifts

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"They're infantilizing us!"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

'There you are - it works!'

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

No smoking initiative.

Book Sailing

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'