Nicotine Enthusiast Gifts

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'Chocolate? Got any cigarettes instead?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

José Saramago

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Albert Camus

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

The Farmer's Return.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Lab Rat Rehab...