Quick Smoker Gifts

The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

Professional woman in pub

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'You rang?'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Man offers coffee with smoke.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Swamp creature with French baguette.

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

The Seven Second Workout

Drugs and Rock & Roll

Lady with facemask smoking

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

Pipe Smoking Fish

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'Hey, pal - got a light?'