Quirky Smoker Gifts

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'The first cocktail.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Lady with facemask smoking

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Drugs and Rock & Roll

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Don't you puff your vape at me

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Wine with a straw

Passive Aggressive

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"I'm gonna smoke 20 years worth of cigarettes in one go to save time..."

Designated Smoking Area

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."