Quick Drinker Gifts

Quick gin. Sloe gin

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Happy Hour

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'The first cocktail.'

Wine at the Bar

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Tea Snob.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"I love people-watching."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Cause and Effect.