Tiny Drinker Gifts

Wine with a straw

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Baby Playing Violin

One!

Baloneystini

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

All-Day Breakfast

Leaping

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

The Triangle

Baby's First Opera

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

The Baby Mechanic

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

Sinking Economy while having a Tea Party.

'It's for Pookie.'

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.