Tiny Drinker Pillows

Wine with a straw

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Baby Playing Violin

Baloneystini

All-Day Breakfast

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Leaping

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

The Triangle

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Baby's First Opera

"Wine goes straight to my head."

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

The Baby Mechanic

Sinking Economy while having a Tea Party.

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.

'It's for Pookie.'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''