Lightweight Drinker Pillows

"Wine goes straight to my head."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"I love people-watching."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."