Quick Drinker Pillows

Quick gin. Sloe gin

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Happy Hour

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'The first cocktail.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Tea Snob.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Getting old...

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"I love people-watching."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

Cause and Effect.