Hot Beverage Aficionado Pillows

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Tea of Love

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Tea Snob.

Roller Coasters

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

Le Chocolat!

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Who needs therapists?!"

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"