Quirky Drinkers Gifts

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

the Lesser-known Nogs

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Film extras drinks night'

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"Tuna Colada"

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"You finished yours already?"

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

Slush Poopy.