Quirky Drinkers Gifts

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

the Lesser-known Nogs

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

"Tuna Colada"

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Film extras drinks night'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

"You finished yours already?"

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog