Bartender Friends Gifts

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'No ice.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays