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'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Wildlife

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'T.M.I.F.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays