Dog Bar Buddy Pillows

A stronger drink

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I think we have run out of time..."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Fascinating!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"You had me at pumpkin."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

The Icebreaker

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Do we have dental insurance?"

Sports Bar ???

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'