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"I trained him myself."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Man and dog on treadmills.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Man and dog keep fit to music

Unmanned drones.

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

A stronger drink

'Here comes Ted.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

A dog biscuit

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."