Dog Bar Buddy Gifts

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'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Not now, Oliver."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I think we have run out of time..."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Fascinating!"

The Icebreaker

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

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'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'