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Thinkers Drinker.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Do you take dark money?"

"Another Martoonie?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"...and when the show's not on the road, we still like to work together."

Virtual Babe

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

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