Bar Fly Aficionado Pillows

"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."

Fly Fishing

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Do you take dark money?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

Ostrich Bar