Barfly Aficionado Pillows

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Catnip for everyone."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Fried chickens.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'You've changed.'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Quiz Night...

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."