Barfly Aficionado Prints

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"An everything Martini, please."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Catnip for everyone."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'You've changed.'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Quiz Night...

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"What would you like me to play next?"