Fly Aficionado Prints

'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'

"I came the minute I heard!"

Sick fly.

Poop Tarts

Harold...your human is open.

'It just seems like yesterday you were a slimy little maggot!!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Butterflies

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

The World Wide Web.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'm on my way!'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Egyptian Football

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Emotional Support Pest

'Food fight!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'