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And now bring the girls!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

Punch Drunk

In case of falling markets break glass.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Stag night high jinks.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Dauber Micawber'

'Oi! '

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Dentists on Holiday

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Punch Drunk"

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."