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Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Sliding Down the Banister

"That's the deep end."

'What's on the other side?...'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Oi! '

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'Kip paints caves.'

Dentists on Holiday

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bismark Ballet School

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Fun with candy.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

And now bring the girls!

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.