Boozy Adventurers Gifts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Sliding Down the Banister

'What's on the other side?...'

"That's the deep end."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Kip paints caves.'

'Oi! '

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Dentists on Holiday

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bismark Ballet School

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Fun with candy.

And now bring the girls!