Breezy Adventurers T-Shirts

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'What's on the other side?...'

Self-employed.

Finesse fishing

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Dentists on Holiday

Bismark Ballet School

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

And now bring the girls!

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Museum of Wine: Please don't drink the exhibits.

Family of readers.

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

A man hunting in gale of wind

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.