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A man hunting in gale of wind

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

The Eclectic Chair

'Boat Launch'

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."