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"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"So much for that vintage!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

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