Craft Brew Adventurer T-Shirts

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'Oi! '

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Beer versus Wine

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

Moonshine Lite!

Laga Lamp.

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."