Craft Beer Adventurer T-Shirts

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Oi! '

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

Alcohol Ingredients

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'