Craft Beer Adventurer Prints

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Beer Lunch

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Alcohol Ingredients

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'Oi! '

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."