Craft Beer Exploration Prints

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Joined at the hipster.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

California Beverages Map

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"So much for that vintage!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'