Craft Beer Exploration Mugs

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

California Beverages Map

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Real Beer People

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'