Beverage Adventurer Prints

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

'Oi! '

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."