Booze Adventurers Pillows

And now bring the girls!

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

In case of falling markets break glass.

Punch Drunk

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Stag night high jinks.

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Oi! '

'Dauber Micawber'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Dentists on Holiday

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Punch Drunk"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."