Booze Pillows

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Punch Drunk

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

In case of falling markets break glass.

Wine of the Day Club

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Join me in a beer?

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Stag night high jinks.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Fallen Angel.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'You've had enough!'

'Dauber Micawber'

'You drink like a fish.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand