Booze_banter Pillows

Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine of the Day Club

In case of falling markets break glass.

Punch Drunk

Join me in a Caiprinha!

My first mistake.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Stag night high jinks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Fallen Angel.

'Dauber Micawber'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'You drink like a fish.'

"Sipsies?"