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Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

Punch Drunk

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Stag night high jinks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'You drink like a fish.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

Fallen Angel.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'Dauber Micawber'