Booze Belter T-Shirts

"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Punch Drunk

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Wine Talking

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Wine of the Day Club

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Stag night high jinks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'You've had enough!'

Fallen Angel.

'Dauber Micawber'