Booze Belter Pillows

"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Punch Drunk

Wine of the Day Club

Wine Talking

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Stag night high jinks.

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'You drink like a fish.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Fallen Angel.

'Dauber Micawber'