Booze Mixer Pillows

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

Margarita

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Wine of the Day Club

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Punch Drunk

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Stag night high jinks.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.