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"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Never, ever, drink on an empty wallet."

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Designer Beer

A Good Batch.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'You've had enough.'