Booze Bard Gifts

My first mistake.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Punch Drunk

In case of falling markets break glass.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Australian Mobile Bar

Join me in a beer?

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Stag night high jinks.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Fallen Angel.

'You've had enough!'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.