Beverage Believers T-Shirts

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Happy Hour

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Single or double?'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Good duck, bad duck.

The Corkscrew Thrower

Scariest Tactics