Wine Lover With A Twist Pillows

'If the pesticides, herbicides and fungicides keep us from selling this as wine, how about we go into the nightlight business?'

"What wine would you recommend to go with male chauvinist pork?"

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

Feast

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Scarpia's Palace

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'