Wine Lover With A Twist Gifts

'If the pesticides, herbicides and fungicides keep us from selling this as wine, how about we go into the nightlight business?'

"What wine would you recommend to go with male chauvinist pork?"

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

French wine

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I make it myself!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Scarpia's Palace

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Feast

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."