Aspiring Rebel Pillows

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Australian punk

Pubertry

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Cows From The Streets

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"You see it right?"